You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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