is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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