I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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