Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
