On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
