How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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