She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The feeling are messing with the penis
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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