Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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