Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
dude. I can hear the air.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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