Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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