Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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