drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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