her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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