Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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