So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize