Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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