yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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