Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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