she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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