i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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