found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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