But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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