So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
someone owes me an orgasm
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
