Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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