butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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