sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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