I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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