I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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