he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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Blood and glitter go together right?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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