Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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