Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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