Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Randomize
