i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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