there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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