Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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