i permit you to call me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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