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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I party with great urgency now.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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