and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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