Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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