come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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