Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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