my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this boner is exhausting
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
How naked do you want me to be?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
