He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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