Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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