did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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