we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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