U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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