WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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