Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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