im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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