He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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