I can text with my tongue
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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