Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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