1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Farmville is her only friend.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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