I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Damn victory sex feels great
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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